Saturday, February 27, 2010

Pregnancy in summation.

Now that I'm 36 and a 1/2 weeks along, (soon to be 37) I figured that I could write a summary of what the pregnancy experience has been like for me.

Positive pregnancy test = no way!
2nd Positive pregnancy test = okay, I guess the first one wasn't a dud. We ARE pregnant!

1st Trimester = morning sickness plus weird cravings. Gag. Shrimp and Salt & Vinegar potato chips? Who am I?

1st ultrasound = it's a bean!

2nd trimester = this isn't so bad, this pregnancy thing. I could totally get used to this. Plus, these new maternity clothes are ultra-comfy.

finding out the gender = yes! A girl! I turn our baby registry into a raging pink monster with cute bows.

3rd trimester = this feels like the 2nd trimester....

GD test = not fun at ALL.

4-D ultrasound = creepy and cute at the same time. Our baby has big feet just like us! Weird.

Baby showers = you mean a party all about me and my baby? My inner narcissist digs this.

35 weeks = okay, this sucks. I'm huge, my maternity clothes are getting food stains from my belly, and I have no energy. I have to wait HOW much longer? Crap.

So yeah, that has been my pregnancy experience so far.

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